1st memorable experience:
Thank you for calling this is
Rhema how may I help u today?
Customer: yah my internet is
not working.
me: I’m so sorry for the
inconvenience ma’am, but no worries I’d love to assist you with that right
away. ma'am let me just pull out your account here, with all the details you’ve
given me
Now let me just validate. To
refresh your modem can we please unplug and re-plug your modem from the power
cord to the power source for like about 30 seconds?
Customer: I’m doing this a
lot of times already
Me: I’m just making sure that
there is connection from your outside plant and that your modem is receiving
enough signal.
Customer: I’m not gonna do
that again, I need a technician to see my line. (dead air for about 5 sec) But
okey let’s try troubleshooting again.
(after 30 mins of
troubleshooting)
Me: Since we’ve done all the
troubleshooting and still your modem is not receiving any signals from the
outside plant, I’ll send you a tech to check your outside line, would that be
okey?
Customer: I guess so. Do I
have a choice?
(deadma! After all the
quotation of msc)
Me: the earliest available
date and time would be June 23, 2014 between 8:30am to 12:30 pm, are you free
on that date and time?
Customer: No
Me: so what would be the most
convenient time for you on that day?
Customer: I’m in the office
the whole week and a trip the next week
Me: is there anyone above 18
yrs of age to assist our tech?
Customer: none. I’ll be
calling you again next week.
Customer: (hang up)
me: diputa!!!! FCR ko!
2nd:
AT THE END OF A COMPLAINT
CALL
me: okay ma'am thank you for
calling and letting us know your problem but the best person that could assist
you is our care group department
Customer: so you mean you
cant help me?
Me: were technical support we
only cater internet line issues and the person that caters new order is our
care group department or the business office
Customer: but the BO
transferred me to you, so who am I talking to again?
Me: this is Rhema from the
tech support and I do apologize, we can’t cater billing in this department
ma’am
Customer: yes you said that a
lot of times (hang up)
Me: Kai ndi ka kaintindi!
3rd:
Customer: I'd like you to
check my order modem and when would I get it.
me: ok ma'am could i have
your account number pls?
(after giving the account #
and typing it in)
me: I'm sorry ma'am but I
can't find your order, could I have the name in the account pls.
Customer: my god you don't
have to be a rocket scientist to find that. it's..(gave name)
Me: I'm sorry ma'am I still
can't find it. could I ask for your email add instead?
Customer: god your stupid!
all you need to do is type that in! it's *******
me: sorry ma'am I still can't
find it could I ask for your last 4 of your socials (wrong socials)?
Customer: you dumbass you are
the worst agent! it's ****
me: I'm sorry ma'am I still
can't find it. I assume it wasn't entered ma'am
Customer: damn it give me
supervisor you moron
me:(super pissed) I'd be
happy to ma'am. Can I put you on hold for like 3-5 mins?
(hulat kda! called a
supervisor..sup said same thing to her)
Customer: ok let me validate
to the BO then
(puta ya ako pa ang mango!!!
daw nami hamblan "who's dumb now?")
WRONG NAMES I'VE BEEN CALLED:
1. Ema
2. Jemma
3. Ella
4. Ana
5. Emy
hahaha sa wala pa ka call
center try nyo!!!
super sadya gd ya QNG SWELDO
(wala q gn butang ang
important details or process kay hindi pwedi..)